I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
