thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
