Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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