Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
