WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
