We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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