Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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