Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
that is very illegal...i love you.
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