This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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