Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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