I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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