Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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