I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Randomize
