White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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