Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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