He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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