sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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