Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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