i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
try to milk me bitch
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