marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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