I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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