Christians are straight up FREAKS
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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