I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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