@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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