Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
