It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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