Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
they call him Oral-B. enough said
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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