Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
How external is "for external use only"?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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