when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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