we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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