I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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