we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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