the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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