Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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