Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Found your dick twin last night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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