the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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