He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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