We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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