it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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