I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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