I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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