You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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