Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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