Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
nutella sex= disaster
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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