I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
