But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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