I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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