Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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