Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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