A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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