K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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