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(734): View more from Michigan

I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.

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(813): View more from Florida

he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach

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(847): View more from Illinois

eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea

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(785): View more from Kansas

He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms

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(313): View more from Michigan

Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.

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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.

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I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for

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(214): View more from Texas

I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.

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