I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
