She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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